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Corpse Chauffeur

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So my dad owns a funeral home. I mowed lawn for him and did some landscaping, but never did any of the weird stuff, nor did I want to. One day he asks me to drive a car to the morgue to pick up a body. I'm apprehensive, but he says all I have to do is drive there and back, easy money. So I get there and the workers there load up this old, dead, naked guy with a sheet over him into the back of our Suburban (less conspicuous than a hearse driving down the road). So, I'm driving back with the dead guy in the back and come to a stop sign. I'm thinking about the body and not really paying attention and break too hard. I don't know if I was supposed to tie the body down or what, but I didn't and the sheet comes off and the body slides forward thru the arm rest into the front seat with me, mouth wide open like a zombie. So there I am in a car with an old, dead, naked guy nearly on top of me, totally freaked out. And all I could think was how would I explain this if a cop pulled me over.

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