I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Corpse Chauffeur
So my dad owns a funeral home. I mowed lawn for him and did some landscaping, but never did any of the weird stuff, nor did I want to. One day he asks me to drive a car to the morgue to pick up a body. I'm apprehensive, but he says all I have to do is drive there and back, easy money. So I get there and the workers there load up this old, dead, naked guy with a sheet over him into the back of our Suburban (less conspicuous than a hearse driving down the road). So, I'm driving back with the dead guy in the back and come to a stop sign. I'm thinking about the body and not really paying attention and break too hard. I don't know if I was supposed to tie the body down or what, but I didn't and the sheet comes off and the body slides forward thru the arm rest into the front seat with me, mouth wide open like a zombie. So there I am in a car with an old, dead, naked guy nearly on top of me, totally freaked out. And all I could think was how would I explain this if a cop pulled me over.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »