I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Wish I'd lit a match.
I work in a gas station in New Jersey. In jersey, you cannot pump your own gas, an attendant has to do it for you. I usually worked the register inside, however, this day, four of the people who pump the gas called out (they all take the same shitty 89 civic to work, and one of the axles broke). So I was outside pumping gas (the only white guy doing it). A guy pulls up in a riced out dodge neon (the old ones with the round headlights and whatnot) and requests fill it with premium. I tell him he needs to pull up a little for me to get the nozzle in. He says "what?" so I lean in a little closer and say it again, so he instantly jumps forward. Unfortunately his steering wheel was turned all the way to the left and the metal part of the nozzle put a 6 inch scratch in his paint. I told him about this, and asked him to go into the store to talk to the manager (the store insurance would pay to have it fixed), but instead he gets out and starts yelling. I tell him he should learn how to drive, and he swings at me. I ducked out of the way just in time, but he was coming at me again, so I sprayed him in the face with gas. The one night in jail was worth it.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »