I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Last night, my beautiful girlfriend and I were doing the deed. Normally when we're done there is a grand struggle to slip a towel under our body so as not to get the sheets all gross. This time as I was slowly sliding out, my girlfriend sneezed. Her whole body contracted and out shot my dick. She later told me the look on my face was a mixture of confusion and joy.
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