I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
I told you I'd cut you off.
When I was still living at home, my "roommates" were my mom and sister. Back then we (me and my sister) were both pretty big nerds and stayed on the computer pretty much 24/7. We had one newer PC and one crappy old one. The newer one was able to play some pretty good games, while the older one was only good for web-browsing. Our mom knew this, and had a "rule" that we were supposed to take turns on the newer PC if one of us wanted to do something on it that we couldn't on the other one. Well, my sister didn't like the older PC, and pretty much just ignored the whole "taking turns" thing. One day I really wanted to play a game, and she had been on the newer PC for a couple of hours, so I asked her to switch. Her reply was "in a few". A few minutes later, I asked again. Again, "in a few minutes". Twenty minutes later she still wasn't off. I told her if she wasn't off the PC in 5 minutes I'd kick her off myself. Apparently she didn't believe me, because 5 minutes later she was still in there with no signs off logging off. So I used the older PC to access our router, found her IP, and cut off the internet to that PC. About ten seconds later I hear her scream my name and "YOU IDIOT WHAT DID YOU DO?!" We had a big fight after that, but in the future when I asked to use the newer PC to play a game, she always let me.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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