I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
To celebrate 1000 hours in-game
So I've been with my girlfriend now for about 9 months, and living together for six of those. Halfway through 2012 I introduced her to Left for Dead 2 on PC, and she has played online with me many times. Just last night however Steam clocked my time in game in L4D2 as 1000 hours, while hers still sits on 170. To celebrate we first won the game, and later that night she congratulated me by sleeping with me. Now, sex between us doesn't happen often as we've decided to take it slow in order to "pull out" as it were from the relationship if it doesn't quite work out, so I was rather astonished and pleased when she not only helped ensure the game was a success, but congratulated me later that night with a more personal touch.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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