I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My boyfriend asked for some sexy pictures but wouldn't give me any idea of what he wanted. Eventually I sent him a picture of my left boob (which is a little bigger than the right) saying "Tell me what you want! The boob demands it!" When all he did was laugh, I took a picture of my hand squeezing the right one and the caption, "Talk, or the little one gets it!" At that point he called me up laughing. I knew there was a reason I was dating this guy.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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