Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Psychotic Roommates are the Best (Worst)

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When I was 21, I was living with a guy and a girl in a house together. The guy was cool, but the girl was psychotic. One day I woke up to find the furniture turned upside down (literally) and personal belongings strewn about the floor, with her nowhere in sight. It looked like the place had been ransacked, and I would later discover that this happened because she lost her keys which were in the car the whole time. She spent 30 minutes rampaging over her lost keys, until finally she grabbed her spare set and found her originals still in the ignition. She accused us of stealing her keys in the middle of the night, unlocking her door, putting the keys in the ignition, and closing the door again without locking it, yelling about how we could have gotten her car stolen. Another day I woke up to find that my deodorant had been used to paint the walls. Confused, I asked her about it and she immediately flipped out about how I put water in her hand soap. Wait, what? Not only did I never do that, but why didn't you come talk to me instead of getting revenge because you think I did something? After contemplating letting it slide so I could urinate in her shampoo, I ultimately decided to take the higher ground and just moved out instead.

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