I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Not so sneaky
My ex used to throw these wild parties, and every once in awhile we'd go upstairs and sneak away for a few moments. Well this one time were going at it in his bed during a particularly crazy partie, I was on top of him and all of a sudden there was this huge crash outside and people were yelling. I looked out the window and the entire partie was staring up at the window watching us. When I came back down stairs they all clapped. Worst shit ever.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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