I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.
My sister-in-law burned Easy Mac.
There need to be safeguards in place to prevent an incident like this from ever happening again. If you manage to destroy a microwave with a bowl of Easy Mac, you should be required by law to put that on your résumé. It’s the kind of information prospective employers deserve to know: “Your degree in astrophysics is impressive, but you also nearly burned down your apartment complex with instant macaroni. I think we’ll look elsewhere for someone to operate our $10 million telescope.” There should also be a licensing system in place to govern the use of dangerous household appliances. Without the proper certifications, Alice might accidentally unleash a swarm of killer bees the next time she tries to make ice cubes. There’s been a sharp rise in kitchen fatalities ever since high schools started cutting home economics courses in favor of frivolous subjects like math and science. Mandatory kitchen safety certification programs would reverse that trend, just like God intended.
Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More »
In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More »
For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.
Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More »