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Emergency

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Remember when we were in elementary school so long ago? Or was it middle school? I don’t know because it wasn’t relevant. But remember when if you had to use the rest room the teacher would always ask if it was an “emergency”? Why wouldn’t I say it was an emergency? It obviously is if I’m enduring the utterly embarrassing task of coming up here asking you if I can go shit in the toilets. “Teacher, can I use the rest room?” “Is it an emergency?” “Well unless you constitute an emergency as I’m about to shit my pants, then no, but I can come back when that’s the case.”

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