It's all about the circumstances...
Scaring A New Worker
(Setting-Montana several years ago) My friends Kenny, Jeremy, and I were driving around. We drove past the gas station where we know everyone that works there. We saw someone new wiping down the counter, and my first thought was, "prank! Prank the NOOBUS!". We parked up the street and I came up with a short plan. I put a little rope from the trunk around Kenny's wrists, put a bit of duct tape over his mouth, and closed the trunk door with him inside. Plan=Park, he escapes, I chase him down, the rest is improvised. We pull in, Kenny pulls the trunk release and runs towards the doors. After the entrance door, there's also an inside booth with a second door. The glass is painted black so you can't see below 3-4 feet. Kenny runs into the inner doors, letting me catch up with him. I tackled him against the doors, and saw the new worker looking confused half terrified, (we agreed, as real as possible it was a full tackle) threw him down and pretending to kick him as Kenny groaned out. When the Noob went around the glass I started kicking him half realistically(Ken said they hurt, but were worth it). I then grabbed a broom from that was standing against the wall and started hitting him with it. I can see the Noob inside doing that scared, can't think, quick back and forth pace touching his head like "wtf do I do!". Ken kicked up into my stomach(hard OW lol) He got up and ran inside the second door scream behind the duct tape. I leaped at him taking him down, continued the beating. grabbed candy bars and the wet floor caution sign, started hitting with that. The Noob was on his toes with his back against the cigarette shelves walking sideways like he's John Cusack in 1408, trying to not fall of the ledge, moving towards the phone. I started screaming at Kenny while he's groaning screaming out in pain from my half real kicks. I scream at him one last time, "Now you're fucked, Ken! You're fucked, you best take your last breathes. You know why? you fucking know why?" I bent down, I heard the Noob say, "oh my god what now shit what now". I pulled Ken up, he took the tape off, we both said, "hope you enjoyed! Have a nice day." We ran out. Jeremy waiting in the get away car, and we were off for a celebratory drink. Next day, went in, he was pissed a bit but he saw the fun it also. Told him he has been welcomed to the store's family of employees and frequent customers. And if there was another another Noob, he could help prank the next noob. His response, "Hell yeah! I'm doing it next time." It was great HA. We should have recorded it somehow.
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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