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Fifty shades of go fuck yourself

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So pretty much for the past two days my facebook feed has been nothing but posts of the softcore porn book fifty shades of grey. Apparently women will fucking read anything with hype and a love story. Even worse the main character has the same name as me meaning cougars and stupid ass young girl will be like "Oh your name is Christian like Christian Grey in fifty shades of im a fucking retard." Which normally I would be like yeah baby except for the fact that when im twenty six im not going to be a generous billionaire with a giant cock. Fuck this book.

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