If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Before I go and watch porn I always make sure to sign out of all social media sites. Serriously if I was to accidently post the shit that I masturbate to my grandma would most likely die... "Creampie Bukkake.. I wonder what kind of cake that is?!" I dont need that guilt on my weiner anytime soon.
Christian Lytikainen |
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