Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Your vagina smells.

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I'd like to thank you for not ever cleaning the bathroom. And slamming the bathroom door and the front door at all hours of the night to wake me up because you're an inconsiderate bitch. And smelling up my bathroom because you don't shower on a regular basis and you vagina smells like an ancient high school gym locker and moldy onions because of that. Thanks for putting your razor where I put my stuff in the bathroom and for getting you period blood all over the outside of the toilet seat. Thanks for getting you ugly hair dye all over the bathroom and not cleaning it up. Thanks for coming home drunk and claiming that three guys hit on your ugly ass. And turning up your tv or radio really loud because someone put a bag over your head and still closed their eyes to do you. I threw your hair brush into that old Peter Pan peanut butter container that had mold in it that sat in the bathroom for a month. And I also hope that you shave your "lady" parts because I stuck your razor on your toothbrush. I cough all over your door handle and anything else in the bathroom you use and also put my mucus on your door handle. And it will get worse the more you don't think about those who live around you.

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