Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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"I never puke. Except tonight."

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My last roommate always had people over to drink, which was ok, I suppose. One night, she drank a whole bottle of Schnapp's by herself, repeatedly assuring everyone there that "I don't puke when I drink, EVER!" About 1 AM, she went inside to go to bed. Five minutes later, she burst out of her room and into the bathroom, leaving a puke trail all the way down the hall. I didn't see the bathroom, but from the amount of vomit left to dry on my towels and bathmat that she never washed, it was pretty gross. About a week later, she called me and told me she was on the way to the ER because she cut her hand on the glass in my bedroom window when she broke it trying to get in because she forgot her key (again) and the back door was locked. I had left the front door unlocked that day. After I kicked her out, my cat puked on the floor and I cleaned it up with some of her clothes that she left at my house. I then bagged up the clothes and graciously gave them to her when she came to pick them up later.

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