Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

I raped your figurines.

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Dear ex roomie, You were the biggest stuck up, know it all, bitchy, immature, whiney, cunt Ive ever met. Every night you cried to your mommy on the phone, bitched at me when I turned on the air conditioner, told me to turn down my music WHEN I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, and were ignorant to my boyfriend. You complained that I dont show enough emotion around you and that I don't look you in the eye when you talk to me during out mediation with our R.A. Oh and you cried through that whole thing too. Well I couldn't talk to you about this stuff because you'd cry, so here's a list for you. I wiped a snotty Kleenex on your pillow. Why? Because you bitched at me because I tried to turn on the A.C when I had a fever and was burning up. Did you enjoy brushing your teeth with my spit every day? Me and MY friend (not yours) messed with your figurines and stole your money (I can't believe how psycho you went about that), we raped your figurines with your doll and made a video of it, just for fun, and best of all, when you were ignorant with me about the recycling I through it on your bed and all the unempty cans spilled on your sheets. You thought it was lady bug sex stains and you actually looked up lady bug sex on the internet!! That was hilarious. Well my general bitchyness drove you out of the room, but you don't even know half the bitch I was. Hope you don't get raped by your new roommate. I'll be enjoying my single room.

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