Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Your boyfriend is gay.

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Hey Melissa! Remember when roomie #2 moved out and you totally commandeered the entire free space, leaving me and Roomie #4 a small sliver of rug space? Well, when you were out with your "boyfriend," we spat in your peanut butter, peed in your shampoo, found your "special" box (with the Monistat AND anal beads), and read your diary. Seriously, how did you NOT KNOW your "boyfriend" was gay? HELLO! He dresses better than you, wears eyeshadow with the matching lip balm (we know its lipstick), and his IPOD has showtunes, Madonna, Cher, and Liza. We were the ones that made the fake PostSecrets with the pictures of you (and your special box). But hey! You're fat ass finally got noticed by the straight guys!

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