Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Poison ivy shampoo.

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Dear Suitemate, remember how you threw the all-night-sake-bomb party the night before my national EMT certification our Freshman year? Do you also remember how two days later your head broke out in these weird hives, and how your bed suddenly got a LOT more uncomfortable? Of course you came to me (you know, the only one who ever went to class in that suite) and asked what could cause this scientifically. Your big fat head didn't realize that I had ground up poison ivy and put it in your "organic hemp-mint" shampoo or that I had removed your box-spring with the help of the girl you cheated on, and the girl you cheated with. Last I heard you had failed out and were bartending at some dive on "da shore" as you called it. Oh, and by the way, the girls say thanks for the Herpes - they remember you several times a month now. Kampai!

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