Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I MIGHT have gotten you kicked out.

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Hey Mindy, remember how you used to film your creepy dominatrix shit and forget to tell me so that I would accidentally-on-purpose be filmed walking into your videos? Remember how you would post rants about me and our other suitemates USING OUR NAMES on Facebook, and how you would end each of us? Remember how you tried to get me kicked out of housing by trying to convinceince the RA that I was an aggressive, weed-smoking bitch? Well, I hope you remembered how sour your toothbrush tasted after I *might* have used it to pick the toejam out of my toenails after going to the gym for several hours. I hope you remembered how your phone bill jumped up $100 a month after I *might* have used your phone to subscribe to every text-messaging service on the planet (what's your horoscope today?). I also hope you remembered that I am friends with that RA, and we worked together behind your back to get your smelly ass kicked out of housing. Karma's a bitch, and so are you.

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