Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Control your dog.

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Hey there roomie! Remember how you always eat my food (eggs, corndogs, just about anything that doesn't have mine or my boyfriends initials on it)? Remember how I never said anything about that or the fact that you started cooking all of our deer meat that we spent a shitload of money on? Remember how your stupid ass dog gave my friends bruises because you did a shitty job training her? I do, that's why you never could figure out why you constantly had the shits... I guess being a medical student has its perks (getting super small syringes and needles) because I removed and replaced the egg whites with no flavor laxatives, and injected all of my food that I know you would eat with epicac. That might also be the reason your stupid ass dog is limping because she is too stupid to realize that when one mouse trap snaps close to her face, that she probably should stick her foot in it to see what it is... Don't eat my food and learn to control your dumbass dog!!

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