I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Enjoy the gift.
Yo Durrell! U sucked so much as a roommate! you would do things without my consideration and assumed i was ok with it; you would have friends over when I wasnt in the dorm room and let them eat all my food which I would spend over $30 a week on, let friedns wear my clothes so you guys can play football on the grass and I would get all these sweaty/dirty shirts, and flip my mattress so they could sleep on it. You didnt even apologize for any of it and acted like it was normal. You would have sex with your girlfriend in the room while I was trying to study for an exam and acted like I didnt even notice! DUDE WTF?!! So, on the last day of our semester together in the spring of 2006 I was getting ready to leave the campus for good, but I left you nice little present... after i took a massive dump, I took a fat chunk of hair from my taint which still had some roots in them, and I placed them on your toothbrush, also I spit in your contact lenses cleaner and finally, I jizzed on your shirts you had hanging in your closet...I hope you had a great summer that year! BTW, you were bragging about being a standout player on the football team there...news flash! Sac State SUCKS at football! Division II pfft!
Batman andRobin |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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