I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Pasta can be slippery.
So, I have this friend who I consider an important person. Recently, I decided to begin pledging for a fraturnity on campus that has a less than decent reputation for getting into trouble, but most of the guys are good dudes. Anyway, one day during pledging, I was given the "bat signal" in the middle of the day, and asked to run a task...unfortunately, at the same time, I was also on my way to meet this girl at the cafe...so I had to miss our rendezvous. The issue is compounded by the fact that I had just lost my phone to water damage from stupidly texting in the rain, and none of the guys had her number, so I had no way of letting her know that I had been kidnapped. When I returned to campus, I rushed to the cafe only to see our favorite spot devoid of her presence. Immediately, I rushed to the nearest location with wireless internet and jumped on facebook. She was pissed and reasonably so. With the line "thanks for showing up, jerk." I immediately tried to fix the issue with some sweet talking, which, much to my dismay, she rejected saying that "obviously a fraturnity and alienating friends" was a more important venture. I immediately moved on to another gesture. I had owed her dinner for a previous engagement where I had found myself inebriated and involved in her private stash of food items. In return, I promised to make her dinner at a later date. Well, later that night, I made one of her favorite pasta dishes, and proceeded to attempt to give it to her as a means of breaking some ice about the issue of missing our date. Much to my dismay, she decided to ignore my knocking, but I left the pasta dish in a tupperware container on the floor infront of her room. The next day, I spoke with a mutual friend of mine who had asked me If I had left something in front of her room the previous night, which I confirmed. She told me that having been so infuriated with me for having stood her up, she didn't want to answer the door, but didn't know that I had left the dish infront of her room, and that in a sleepy state, and in a dark hallway, she accidentally stepped on the dish, ultimately busting her ass on the hard linoleum floor. I'm now sleeping with one eye open at all times. Pretty sure she won't be talking to me for a while.
Michael Anon |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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