I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
It's a little nipply...
In high school, I was with my now ex-boyfriend. We were in his room, and things started to get pretty heated. We were in the middle of doing the deed, when we hear is fathers footsteps coming down the stairs. He immediately throws me off of him, and throws his pants on (his shirt had stayed on) and I stayed under the covers. His dad opens the door and said he was going to burger king, and asked if we want anything. After refusing, he looks at me and says "It is a little nipply in here, isn't it?" then winks at his son as he walks out the door. Needless to say, we bursted out laughing, then watched Ridiculousness until midnight.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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