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uPick

baby skanks

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I was at the mall the other day, trolling and hunting for the best sales as any broke college student does, and I saw something that blew my mind and sent me into a deep, inner rage. A girl, no older than fourteen (and weighed no more than 90 lbs soaking wet) dressed in lemon yellow cut-offs in which her microscopic ass was about to fell out. On top she wore a gray and black mess of a tank top with her hot pink training bra straps showing. She was a baby skank. Not dressed slutty or like a hooker just like a skank. Messy and showing WAY too much of her barely-through-puberty body. To this girl I say PUT SOME EFFING CLOTHES ON NO ONE FINDS YOU SEXY OR TRENDY YOU LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS METH ADDICT WEARING A FOUR YEAR OLD'S CLOTHES YOU FOUND IN THE DUMPSTER. AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN H&M AGAIN OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH A NAVY BLUE BLAZER

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