Work Sucks

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Work Sucks
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Don't worry. I'm a lifeguard.

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I used to lifeguard at a water park. The employee break room at the park was rather--how do I put this kindly-- sh**y. It never had any of the supplies it needed especially in the bathroom, that was barely separated from the main room. So one day after an awful Taco Bell filled night I, of course, was bound to use the employee bathroom to take care of business. I soon found out, too late, that there was neither any toilet paper nor any paper product within the bathroom. After weighing my options quite heavily. I decided i needed to gun it to the paper towel located back in the main section of the break room. I wasn't about to pull up my pants lest I feel gross, so I first yelled out but to no reply. After hearing only silence I hurried out the door with my pants around my ankles to the paper towel. As I turned I saw the co-worker I happen to have a crush on staring at me. After a good 10 second freeze session my lifeguard brain kicked in and to break the silence I busted out the gem "don't worry miss, I'm a lifeguard, and I'm here to help." As her jaw hit the ground I scuttled back to the bathroom to finish up. .... She didn't return to work after that.

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