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Weed Humor Needs to Change

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Even before reading a word on this page you've pictured what I'm talking about. Films like Half Baked, the Friday series, How high ect. ect. And even far and abound here on the internet we see the useless dipshit stoner trope from one corner to the next. The a-typical loser burn-out who's all "who man" and "gnarly Dude" like he's about to go on an excellent adventure. The problem is, all that stuff is completely inaccurate. And a lot of times the behavoir you see attached to the stoners is actually attributes of a beer buzz. Anyone who really knows, knows that alcohol is a bazillion times more dangerous and potent that herbal is even at 300 an 1/8th. There's plenty out there that I certainly wouldn't want to drive on, but that's just it, When you smoke out like that, you don't want to drive. Like, at all. All you can think is "man I wish Taco bell delivered" for an hour straight. Suck down a handle and you'll be asking everybody what they want as you fall down the steps without spilling your beer.

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