I just accidentally discovered a way to make fart noises with my neck and shoulder. I haven't felt so accomplished in years!
I had no idea what I was doing.
I'm a law student and I just finished my first year. A few weeks ago, I was walking my dog with a friend on a usual, sunny day; when I suddenly bumped into a woman. She started to shout at me and said that I should be careful and that the dog was bothering her and that she was going to sue me and so on. Then I told her that I was a law student and if she tried to sue me she would be the guilty one for diverting the court for no specific reason. I made these all up and I was sure she wouldn't buy it but she suddenly stopped shouting and walked away, giving me a last, hateful glance. I'd never been so proud of myself.
Surprise dog time
I was studying today and an old man walked up to me with a dog, put the dog's leash down, and walked away without saying anything. I played with the dog for fifteen minutes until he came back with his lunch. This made my week.
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How to Mess With A Professor
So, in my final year of high school, I get this annoying professor who thinks that picking on me is the only motive in his class. Eventually making people and my parents believe that I don't study in his class, he poked the idea of private tutoring. So I faked my way and got his number. Phase 2: I started making multiple poster ads for garage sale, roommates needed, cleaning service... Read More »
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Get a Clue, Chubby
Everyone knows that Taco Bell is my favorite fast food place. So for Christmas, four different people got me Subway gift cards.
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