I just accidentally discovered a way to make fart noises with my neck and shoulder. I haven't felt so accomplished in years!
Did you do something amazing? Tell us about it. It's not bragging if it's really, really cool.
I had no idea what I was doing.
I'm a law student and I just finished my first year. A few weeks ago, I was walking my dog with a friend on a usual, sunny day; when I suddenly bumped into a woman. She started to shout at me and said that I should be careful and that the dog was bothering her and that she was going to sue me and so on. Then I told her that I was a law student and if she tried to sue me she would be the guilty one for diverting the court for no specific reason. I made these all up and I was sure she wouldn't buy it but she suddenly stopped shouting and walked away, giving me a last, hateful glance. I'd never been so proud of myself.
So, in my final year of high school, I get this annoying professor who thinks that picking on me is the only motive in his class. Eventually making people and my parents believe that I don't study in his class, he poked the idea of private tutoring. So I faked my way and got his number. Phase 2: I started making multiple poster ads for garage sale, roommates needed, cleaning service... Read More » needed etc. I made about 35-40 of these posters, with the ads mentioning him to call during the school hours. I passed the posters to my friends who lived in far parts of the town where he won't be able to reach. Needless to say, it was extremely fun to see him disturbed, frustated and even skipping classes for two whole weeks. Revenge is a bitch, asshole.
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