I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.
I have to listen more carefully
I was chatting with my neighbour on the hallway. He said something and I didn't understand what he said, so I asked him to repeat. He repeated and again, I didn't understand. Since I hate repeating things I say, I didn't ask him to repeat anymore and just faked a laugh. He stared at me with a weird look on his face, like he was waiting for an answer. That's when I had to ask him to repeat the question and saw him roll his eyes.
5 alarm mom
I live in an apartment with my mom and she likes to burn incents alot. Today when I came home the smoke had gotten so thick that when it got through the doorway it caused the whole apartment building's fire alarm to go off. When my mom saw the fire trucks arriving she snuck out of the apartment and just sat in the car while I had to try and explain myself to the cops. The cop... Read More »
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Love at First Fight
My friend and I were at a party one night and found this really, REALLY hot chick. We kind of chilled for a little bit, and enough time passed for my friend to get higher than Doug Benson in "Super High Me". The problem is that when he's high, he gets extremely paranoid....I dunno why. Anyway, being the cool wingman, I told the hot chick to go over and say hi to my "high as Lucy... Read More »
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Canadian marketing (real story)
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Questrade`s promotion "Win iPad mini". Term of condition: To get an iPad mini, you must open and fund a new account or fund an existing account with a minimum of $100,000
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