I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
First one night stand-perfect
I'd never actually took advantage of being in a city and my good looks but it was my last night in town. So, after a few messages on the OKC, I had a date. Unbeknown to me, the whole evening (which I enjoyed) she felt extremely awkward and hated talking about herself. After she bought my drinks (she insisted since she was 3 years older...can't fight it) she was relieved to find out I smoked so we could head right to her place for some. Never had I seen a girl so eager to smoke a bowl. She finally let me in on her dread of talking about herself. Of course one thing led to another (again soo eager) and after she gave me head, she climbed off me and curled up on the other side of the couch and said "Yeah, I'm definitely better at that than talking" Free drinks, weed, and not to mention she woke me up with a blowjob....this could be a dangerous road to go down....
via Okcupid |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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