I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Awkward First Kiss
So the summer after my freshman year of high school I started dating this really awesome girl. One night we're laying in her backyard listening to our favorite band, Death Cab for Cutie. So, I lean in to kiss her. The problem is that her head was lower then mine. I end up getting the top of her lip/ a little bit of her nose. Immediately both of us start cracking up and we're both appologizing to eachother for being bad. We end up trying a second time. It's rushed and super awkward and both of us end up laying on the ground laughing again. We then decide to just start spooning. After about fifteen-twenty minutes she starts commenting about how we're probably thinking about it too much. So, I tell her to think about a tree. We start making out and it wasn't bad and after we finish she tells me she kept thinking about the tree the entire time. Also, apparently every time we kiss from now on she'll think about a tree. So... not what I expected but most girls would've given up on me after attempt #1, so I really appreciate this girls' sense of humor.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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