Rough Love

Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.

Rough Love
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The oldest trick in the boo

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Ok, so this is part "Rough Love" (it involves an ex), part "Work Sucks" (we worked together) with more than a dash of confession thrown in. So anyway, used to date a coworker "J", but when I found out that he was seeing someone else,"T", in addition to not having broken up with his girlfriend back home like he claimed (count the ladies: 3!), I ended things. Well, one day, he sneaked out of work for a hook up with "T" (I'm friends with one of her friends, who told me "J" was at their apartment in "T"s room). Some other coworkers ran into him as he was driving away from the office and chewed him out later for leaving them with his work. At this point, he claimed he left because his grandmother died. Knowing this to be total crap, I got on facebook and contacted the girlfriend back home he supposedly broke up with and pretended to want to know if poor "J" was doing ok after the death of his grandmother. I screencapped the response that she was fine, definitely not dead, posted it on facebook and tagged the coworkers who he'd lied to. who are nicer than I am and didn't rat him out to the boss, but who now hate him.

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