I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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Forgot about that thing!!!
I was recently hospitalized for three weeks due to a rare blood disorder. Well after the first four days of being locked up like a prisoner, or so it felt, because I did not feel sick at all. Well after so many days my gf and I were get pretty horny, unfortunately I didnt have a private room but I was in the bed next to the window. So my old fart (we are in our 30's) roomie is snoring away, curtain is pulled over as to hide my entire bed from the veiw of the nurses station. So she procedes to give me a handjob, which quickly turns into a blowjob. Well about ten minutes into said bj my nurse and her assistant come rushing past the curtain. Somehow I forgot I was on the telemetry floor and was hooked to a remote heart monitored. Which totally busted us when I started to get really excited and my vitals started going crazy... needless to say I had a case of blueballs that night. The looks on the those ladies faces was just priceless, and kinda made those blueballs worth it. Good news though, I was moved to a private room 2 days later!!!
Rob D |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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