I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Hit on a girl properly
The other day I was walking my dog, when some guy stopped me to pet her. She's a little fat, so he said, and I quote, "Wow, your dog is a little chubby. Shame she's not fit like you." I was mindfucked that second, but he kept on talking and finally asked my name. I told him and he said, I quote again, "I bet that's not your real name." What? Why?