I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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If I could do that I wouldn't need you
When my ex-fiance and I were together, I had never had anal sex before, so I always tried to convince her to let me do it. Well one night she decided to surprise me and try it out. We were getting really heated during foreplay, and she whispered to me that she was going to let me do it. Well after getting it all prepared(lubed up adequately and such), I slowly started to enter her. I could tell it was making her uncomfortable and so I asked if she wanted to continue. She said no, and so we stopped. She apologized for getting me so excited about it, and told me that she'd make it up to me on our wedding night. As we were cleaning up, I asked her if it really hurt that bad. She looked down at my dick and said "Do you realize how big you are? Try putting that thing in your ass and see how it feels." Which I jokingly responded with, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need you." Let's just say she didn't find it as funny as I did.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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