I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
The Doggy Bed
I had been hooking up with one of my friends for awhile when one night as I was collecting my clothes to go home he said not to bend over like that if I ever wanted him to let me leave. Naturally we started to go at it again at that point...it was a good night. About a month after we had stopped hooking up we were hanging out with some friends who didn't know anything about our previous escapades. The night turned into rehashing each of our most interesting sex stories, which naturally was a bit complicated seeing as we intended to keep our little secret private. At one point he mentioned that him and his ex would refer to his brother's bed as the doggy bed. Of course this sparked everyone's interest and after everyone demanded an explanation he went on to say that they used to throw clothes/keys/wallets/etc. on that bed so she would end up bent over near that bed getting dressed at the end of the night which would turn into a final round of doggy style before she left. Thanks for the news flash- I just love being the rerun to your ex -_-
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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