I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
library isnt the best place
the first time i got a blowjob i was with my girlfriend in a library bathroom, it was the only room with a lock on it within four miles. i finished up and as we exited a police officer was standing outside. we walked by and he said into his walkie talkie, "confirm, definitely confirm." we were very embarrassed.
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