Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Scientific Discovery

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I hate milk. I devoutly do. Probably because im lactose intolerant. Well, you screwed with my pills which I have to take due to my lactose intolerance. Fair enough: the fight is on. Long term experiment time. I startet adding small amounts of laxatives into your milk jug. Using a syringe, I started of by mixing the barely noticable 0.1mL of laxatives in your jug, however I increased the dose every three or four days by 0.1mL. Since I don't drink milk it was a save way to ensure you'd take them in unnoticed. And your inexplicable ability to drink a gallon in two days helped my efforts. Long story short: apparently one can become accustomed to laxatives. Over the course of several months I gently increased your tolerance to over 12mL per jug. And then I suddenly stopped. At first you didn't say anything or show any signs of discomfort, so I though it has been a pointless endeavour. However after five days you started complaining about your abdominal pains - probably linked to your constipation. I didn't mean to prank you to a degree of having to go to the doctor, but having done it, I am not really remorseful. Wonder if one can get accustomed to small but increasing amounts of alcohol in your milk... who knows?

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