I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
I hate milk. I devoutly do. Probably because im lactose intolerant. Well, you screwed with my pills which I have to take due to my lactose intolerance. Fair enough: the fight is on. Long term experiment time. I startet adding small amounts of laxatives into your milk jug. Using a syringe, I started of by mixing the barely noticable 0.1mL of laxatives in your jug, however I increased the dose every three or four days by 0.1mL. Since I don't drink milk it was a save way to ensure you'd take them in unnoticed. And your inexplicable ability to drink a gallon in two days helped my efforts. Long story short: apparently one can become accustomed to laxatives. Over the course of several months I gently increased your tolerance to over 12mL per jug. And then I suddenly stopped. At first you didn't say anything or show any signs of discomfort, so I though it has been a pointless endeavour. However after five days you started complaining about your abdominal pains - probably linked to your constipation. I didn't mean to prank you to a degree of having to go to the doctor, but having done it, I am not really remorseful. Wonder if one can get accustomed to small but increasing amounts of alcohol in your milk... who knows?
Pawel Chmielniak |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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