in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
No Trumpets Allowed
In my state, the "no-honking" sign looks like an old fashioned trumped crossed though. So my obvious reaction was to obtain such a trumpet, spend six or so days figuring out how to make some music with it and jump right into action. I positioned myself in front of such a sign and started making my pityful music. The looks on the people's faces were priceless, and it was only until a police officer came by and forcefully asked me to stop that I decided to give it a break. But one does not simply be defeated by the law enforcment. Being a decent musician (on the violin though) I rang up a few contacts, all of which could play some brass instrument. A few days later we started a flashmob next to the very sign. 15 people making ... questionable ... music was reason enough to send two police cars. We kept going until the began arresting us. It was fun.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »