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Stuff Stupid College Girls Do

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It all started when I decided to look through the 1,246 Facebook photos (really?) that I’ve been tagged in over the years. Whilst browsing said photos, I came to the shocking conclusion that the majority of my college years were spent not partying, not chasing dudes, not even being hungover, but TAKING NUMEROUS PHOTOS of said activities for the sole purpose of posting them to Facebook. Why? To prove that I was KEWL, beetch! Furthermore, nerdy analysis of photos taken during college years revealed astonishing insight into the “stuff stupid college girls do.” Amazingly, at least three quarters of my photos fell under one of three categories: (1) Proving my excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, and thus proving my resulting coolness. (2) Proving my purported sexiness, normally whilst wearing some sort of a costume-outfit-(piece-of-cloth?), and thus proving my resulting worthiness. (3) Making weirdo faces and/or kissing strange objects. (Not sure what this one proves, but, um… ah well.) The remaining 1/4 of photos fell under some combination of the aforementioned categories.

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