I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Polite Break-up. Bad Post-Break-up.
My girlfriend and I had dated for a little over two years when we figured things weren't going anywhere. We broke up. Nothing unusual... Two months later she has a new boyfriend (who looks a whole lot like me actually.) They go out for some months and then break-up. Several weeks later she's dating a new new boyfriend! Only two weeks after she ends it with that one, she's got another. And I've been single this whole time... Her: 3. Me: 0.
Benny B |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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