I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
What a pig-sty
I've been living with my roommate for about 5 months now, we are really good friends and that's why we moved in together. However, she has quite a few annoying habits I wish I had known about. Neither of us are particularly rich, and we live month to month, yet she has a habit of turning on all the lights in the apartment and leaving them on for hours. Don't bitch at me about the electric bill when it's your fault. Also, she leaves her clothes around EVERYWHERE. Often, I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and end up tripping over her heels or getting tangled in her clothes that form a layer on the bathroom floor. She also puts half eaten food in the fridge and leaves it in there for weeks at a time until I throw it out, then she bitches about me throwing it away. She also never takes the garbage out, and it sits there and stinks. The worst part though, is she never does the dishes. I'll do my own dishes right after I use them, but hers sit in the sink for a week before I'll get fed up and do them. Of course, once I'm done, she tells me "oh, I was gonna do those tonight". Because of her leaving her nasty ass dishes in the sink, we've been fighting a losing battle against food ants and fruit flies. Well, to get back at her, I've done several things. I've put her dirty dishes and piles of dirty clothes on her bed. She also never empties the pockets of her clothing, so I take the change that's left in her clothes, and put it into our house piggy bank that I'm the only one who uses to buy things like garbage bags and cleaning supplies. I honestly should be doing worse.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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