I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Taking it to the next level
I had recently started talking to this really cute girl. For our first date we had decided to go to the movies. We had a good make out session and decided to go on another date. For our second date we end up in the back of my car. We start making out and everything seems to be going great. She stops kissing me and gets off of me and reaches into her bag. I start to unzip my pants because i think this is getting somewhere. She pulls out two rings from her bag. She tells me she wants to "take things to the next level" by wearing promise rings... Turns out she was mormon. I don't have a ring on my finger.
Alexandre D |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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