I walked into my 8 o'clock class to be told by my teacher that we have a surprise quiz to take. She hands out the quizzes face down and told us not to flip them over until told so. She then tells us to start. Everyone flips their quizzes over to see a piece of paper that says, "April Fools!". The guy next to me then bolts up from his desk, looks directly at my teacher and tells... Read More »
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Teacher Burn
So during my sophomore year in high school, I was taking AP bio as was a friend of mine (girl). Now, the teacher (Mrs. A) of this class is a mid-20ish Christian woman... the type that the guys would purposely get in to constant trouble for just to sit at the special seat next to her desk. Because she's younger, she "connects" with the students, joking around the same way they do by "joking" with insults. This went on for a majority of the year... until my friend tells me just before class that if Mrs. A insulted someone one more time, she was going to speak up about it. Sure enough, right t the beginning of class, someone was insulted. When class started, my friend raised her hand and and told the Mrs. A to just get a d-hall slip. My bubbly teacher then said that she probably shouldn't say it. My friend said that she wouldn't say it because the teacher wouldn't like it, making the still-smiling Mrs. A tell her to just say what she has to say. My friend then calmly said, "Just because you're pretty and Christian doesn't give you the right to insult people." I watched the teacher's bubbly smile turn into a jaw-drop. It was REALLY hard not to laugh, especially for those who knew it was going to happen. After my friend left the room, Mrs. A asked if there was something wrong with my friend, and everyone tried to cover for her :)
Emotions
So I'm a 4th year uni student who has decided to add and English minor to my degree to help my employment prospects as a teacher. I knew a first year classroom would be painful but I forgot just how painful. We were reviewing some crappy poem and discussing what we could pick up from a first reading. Normal English, touchy feely bullcrap and then one girl took the cake. She raised... Read More »
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YouTube Suggestion
My photography teacher showed our class the "God Made a Farmer" video on YouTube because the photography in it was actually really good. At the conclusion of the video YouTube suggestions popped up as always and I noticed in the bottom right corner a suggestion......for Pornhub. I tried to take a picture but I spent so much time laughing and showing everyone else that I missed... Read More »
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Basketball Dance
I have a professor who gets annoyed if students wear apparel from other schools. He told us he won't mind people doing that in March if their favorite team "makes it to the big dance." The guy next to me says with a totally straight face, "You mean there's a dance?"
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Eve and Eden sound alike
So in class my teacher was telling us how researchers think they found an area like the Garden of Eden. Then a girl in my class says "Wait so they found her (as in Eve)". This is the same girl who thought that Adam and Eve were still alive.
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Wear Goggles...
We were doing a Chemistry Practical in our class once, using very expensive chemicals that we had scarce amounts of. We had pipettes to ensure that we use a few drops and that nothing was lost. The teacher, went on and on about this fact, until he noticed two girls at the back chatting, ignoring him. He shouted out at them saying "Sarah, I hope you're listening, I have it on good... Read More »
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