Work Sucks

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Work Sucks
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For the past 6 months I've been working as a kitchen-hand in a little beach side cafe, and yesterday was the first time I've had to cut onions there. Seeing as I work with a female friend of mine who's constantly paying me out for the dumb things I do at work (Picking up scorching hot trays, cutting my fingers, etc.) I was extra careful not to do anything that would give her any ammo, so when I started tearing up from the onion, I figured I'd go over to the sink and rub some water into my eyes to wash it out. What I didn't anticipate is that I'd have to rinse my hands thoroughly first so I didn't get the onion juice all over my hands in my eye. So I start rubbing and almost immediately it starts to really burn a lot more than normal with onions and I'm absolutely balling my eyes out. I figure I can soldier on and just keep cutting the onions, even though I could hardly see anything there was that much tears. So I start chopping and again I do something stupid and straight away cut my thumb with the onion juice on the knife. Of course as I'm standing there sucking on my thumb crying like a little bitch, my friend walks in and instantly starts almost wetting her pants laughing. Of course she gets everyone from the front of house to come and look at me in this ridiculous state, including the very, very attractive other girl that works the counter, and they all start cracking up as well. I'm now known as Meryl Streep at my work. Worst ever.

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