Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

See you in hell.

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Hello my favorite suite mate who LOVES to throw in my face that you are pentecostal and since I'm not, that means I'm going to straight to hell! Also, since I listen to rock, that means I'm automatically going to hell! You are the WORST person in the world to share a bathroom with. How in the sane hell can you clean a bathroom with water and bullshit then bitch at me when I bleach and clean the bathroom? Why must you leave fucking water everywhere every time you take a 30 minute shower in the morning causing me to piss outside? Also, I LOVE the country music you play EVERY morning at 6am!!! Oh yes...and I adore that I can hear you and your "fiance" screw like the horny bunnies you are every minute you horny bastards get. Also, I love to have to let YOUR roommate in my room when you two pissants won't unlatched the door to let her in. Well...just to let you in a couple of secrets...I fill your rugs with water everytime you leave a mess, I leave my computer on autoplay with a piss load of slipknot or some annoying sound on surround sound and leave the dorm when you and your "fiance" are here or when I KNOW you have a 8am class in the morning, and when you are gone to your "meetings", me and your roommate fart on your pillows and sheets.I guess that means me and you will be sitting in hell together =)...see you then! Don't forget the sunscreen!

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