I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
See you in hell.
Hello my favorite suite mate who LOVES to throw in my face that you are pentecostal and since I'm not, that means I'm going to straight to hell! Also, since I listen to rock, that means I'm automatically going to hell! You are the WORST person in the world to share a bathroom with. How in the sane hell can you clean a bathroom with water and bullshit then bitch at me when I bleach and clean the bathroom? Why must you leave fucking water everywhere every time you take a 30 minute shower in the morning causing me to piss outside? Also, I LOVE the country music you play EVERY morning at 6am!!! Oh yes...and I adore that I can hear you and your "fiance" screw like the horny bunnies you are every minute you horny bastards get. Also, I love to have to let YOUR roommate in my room when you two pissants won't unlatched the door to let her in. Well...just to let you in a couple of secrets...I fill your rugs with water everytime you leave a mess, I leave my computer on autoplay with a piss load of slipknot or some annoying sound on surround sound and leave the dorm when you and your "fiance" are here or when I KNOW you have a 8am class in the morning, and when you are gone to your "meetings", me and your roommate fart on your pillows and sheets.I guess that means me and you will be sitting in hell together =)...see you then! Don't forget the sunscreen!
Lola P. |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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