Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You smell.

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Dear fat smelly scum, You are, by far, the worst roommate known to man. You were drunk or high a solid 97% of the time. You did not feel the need for showers. The room you lived in, STILL smells. And please, quit trying to blame the smell on my dog, as I stated before, he still smells better than you, and probably always will. Your fat ass ate all my food and drank all my beer, and when confronted about it tried to play dumb, "It wasn't me. I dont know who ate/drank it." Like I was born yesterday. You couldn't even pay your bills on time because you were that much of an alcoholic and druggie. Well, I am ready to confess. When I came home from work one day and found that you had ate the last of my food, I snapped. What little food you did have, I fed to to stray cat on the block or put down the garbage disposal. Those DVD's on the counter? Yeah, I was the one who smashed those. Never knew DVD's could break so easily when hit against a counter. Your clothes? I sprayed them all with bleach. Hey, at least bleach smells better than you did. And finally, I scrubbed the toilet, yes the toilet with the very large ring of mold around it, that you crapped in everyday, that had not been cleaned in well over 4 months, well, I scrubbed it clean with your toothbrush. Go to hell, jackass. :)

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