Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Febreze isn't a dishwasher.

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Hey Marine roomie, you probably don't remember me cause it was so long ago, but I'm the person who you kept up at night with your screaming at your online poker games, or when you'd blast the heat to 75, or when you'd bring a random skank back from the club to continue dancing in the living room. I'm still recovering from the lack of sleep I got that year. My grades suffered because of you keeping me awake, because I was always so tired I'd never have enough energy to wake myself up to get to class. To add insult to injury, you were also a complete slob. I don't know what commercial you watched, but spraying Febreze on dishes only makes them smell less temporarily, but it doesn't clean them. But that's ok, I got you back. That money you lost at that party when a bunch of people were in your room caring for the drunk girl? It was gone long before they got there....I snaked it when everyone was trashed downstairs :) My new laptop and I thank you, from the bottom of our hearts and your wallet. Next time, try not being a dick.

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