I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Maybe you shouldn't have.
Hey you fat, lying, bi-polar tweaker retard. I got a notice that your car was going to be towed because it broke down because you sat in it listening to music in drive with your foot on the brake for hours on end until the transmission mysteriously went out. Then I got a notice saying that your car had been towed and you owed about five grand AFTER they auctioned your car. I never came to your work to tell you, but you may or may not have been there because you may or may not have actually had that job in the first place since you lie about literally almost everything. Maybe you shouldn't have let your girlfriend steal my half the rent and all of my forks. And maybe you shouldn't have fucked that fat manly bitch on my bed and jizzed on the sheets. Maybe you shouldn't have hidden every single electrical bill from me until the power company threatened to shut off our power every three months and then tell me you hadn't ever seen an electrical bill. Maybe you should have tried to wipe up any one of the number of spills you made on the living room carpet before they turned to black and I didn't get the deposit back that I personally paid in full when we moved in. Maybe you shouldn't have disappeared still short 900 bucks you owed me not including the three months' rent we had left on the lease that I had to pay on my own. I'm glad your meth-head girlfriend got you hooked on tweak then took off when her fiancee got out of prison leaving you with a severe drug habit. I'm glad you got fired from two different jobs for stealing the deposit, because companies never figure out when $500 cash goes missing. Way to not be totally short-sighted on that one. Way to go on failing that drug test for the DOC. Meth stays in your system for, what, three days? Couldn't tough it out that long for a job? Well, have fun at McDonald's, because I'm sure you'll be a shift manager there for the next twenty years unless you steal the deposit AGAIN or die of a meth overdose. Well now, I suppose this is more me confessing for YOUR sins. I never really did shit to you. And I never did receive your W-2, either. That I would have passed on (not stuck in a drawer with 9 months of unpaid electrical bills you cunt).
James M. |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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