I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I bled all over him.
The first time my now boyfriend of a year came over to my place we had the obligatory sexual tension between us until I finally made a move and kissed him. As we began to make out I pull away only to notice blood all over his face...a lot of blood. In the 90 seconds it took for us to start making out with me straddling him on my bed, I had had a nose bleed and was gushing blood all over my face, his face and both our shirts. I apologized and as he turned pale in the face and left the room. This was of course before he told me blood made him squeamish and he couldn't stand the sight of it without becoming nauseous or passing out. Fortunately he was pretty into me and came back a minute later after putting on a brave face, took me into the kitchen, lifted me onto the counter and cleaned me up. To this day, I get the biggest kick out of telling people about our first time and how I completely bled all over his face. The looks are priceless.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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