I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
It hurts soo good!
Im going to skip the bs and dive straight into the dirty details. I was going hard on this girl mercenary style, the kind of performance youd expect in a porno ;) All of a sudden I get this sharp pain in my leg. I tried to finish up anyway, but eventually my whole leg cramps up. I drop the girl on the bed (still inside her now holding my leg) and yell out, "OMFG!!! Shittttt!!" Ill never forget the look of shock on this girls face as she looks up at me and yells, "Did you just fucking cum inside of me!!!." Still in pain I scream out, "LEG CRAMP!" We both bursted out in laughter. To this day I still laugh a little bit when I get a leg cramp. It hurt soo fucking good!
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